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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 10:24

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

If Jesus spoke against abortion and prioritized family values, how quickly would he be dismissed as a patriarchal figure by modern progressives?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

After a few moments he returns.

Do Marines really not need sleep during combat training or in general? If this is true, how and why is this possible?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Yes sir it is.

How do you identify a woman player?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

What do you think of Tesla's Model Y coming in ninth among electric cars sales in Europe?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

HELLO

Sure no problem officer.

Why don't I get sleep at nights?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.